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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thepastelpeach
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

  • i'm going to kill god
  • i'm going to delete my blog
  • i'm going to explode
  • i'm going to blow up this entire website
  • i'm going to become the joker
  • this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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THIS ONE WINS

sweet-soul-brotha

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oh you know

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polishbarnowl

What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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hex-rex

How is he his brother and biological father please

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dave is his genetic offspring but was adopted as a little brother rather than a son. all things considered, it's one of the less convoluted aspects of homestuck's family tree

hex-rex

LESS CONVOLUTED?

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don't worry about it 🙂

accidental-homestuck

relevant to this blog i think

erqixi-reblogs

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I like to think i’m allowed to be proud of this

astroprojectology

Bowl identification:

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East Fork soup bowl in either Eggshell or Panna Cotta, featuring the brass flatware available on their website; Lucky Charms.

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did you just... know this??

remanedur

i fucking adore how hard posts on this website spiral out of control